filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
This is just water… x
Reblog for understanding concepts of thermodynamics
It’s been a’ight.
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I think I’ve been dumped; not in the way where someone loses romantic interest in another, but in the way where one person can’t find it in him/herself to keep appearances with someone who clearly doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Regarding this guy, Phil Robertson.
I completely disagree with him, but free speech doesn’t seem very free if you can be fired for expressing an opinion contrary to your employers’.
Liberals are crying that free speech is only a matter between you and your government, which is such complete and utter bullshit as to be mind-boggling (and pretty damn scary), and conservatives are crying that Christianity is being persecuted, which is also bullshit because, um, not quite yet, guys. Besides, read your Bibles—it says you will be persecuted and that it will stregthen you. So, chin up and fuck all and next year wish “Merry Christmas” anyway.
The whole Phil Robertson thing was bullshit.
If you are going to pretend to be outraged by what a 67 year old Southern Christan man thinks, don’t ask him. He was baited by that dipshit GQ reporter. Everybody and their dog knows what 67 year old Southern Christian men think. Come the fuck on.
I would argue that ol’ Phil is even more enlightened than his peers because he also said this in the same interview: “However, I would never treat anybody with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him I love all humanity. We would all be better off if we all loved God and loved each other.”
But, yeah, you won’t hear about that part of it because it’s very hard to pretend to be outraged by it.
Anyway, even though he’s wrong about homosexuality and interpreting his Bible incorrectly regarding it, I’m glad there was such a massive uproar and A&E caved. I’m glad he gets to keep his very important job of being distracting on tv so we don’t notice the actual problems around us.
It’s a dangerous road to go down, I believe, firing people for what the say about broad political and social issues. That’s my opinion on the Phil Robertson sillyness, anyway. Perhaps A&E should’ve hired a family of snotty, self-righteous atheists from the Northeast to laugh at. Perhaps this whole thing could’ve been avoided.
So, am I fired?
Nobody goes into work, we all just sit at home blogging.
Businesses all shut down and just leave a big “DONATE” box on their doorsteps.
Wikipedia is replaced with a page simply reading “IT’S NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU, SHITLORD.”
All reviews of movies, books, etc are replaced with just the word “Problematic.”
It would be so much scarier than Halloween.